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creative

Original: creative on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man: Do you think robots can be creative?
Robot: No, never.

Panel 2:
Robot: "Creativity" is a word humans use to refer to combining several old things and then calling it new.

Panel 3:
Robot: Robots cannot do this because it would be so boring we would rust and die.

Panel 4:
Man: I guess you don't want to read my young adult fantasy series.
Robot: You things are so PRECIOUS!

Votey:
A crudely drawn person says (in gibberish): "Kr82gz#blllll!"

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. A young man with curly hair talks with a tall gray robot. Panel 1: The man asks, "Do you think robots can be creative?" The robot replies, "No, never." Panel 2: The robot explains, "'Creativity' is a word humans use to refer to combining several old things and then calling it new." Panel 3: The robot continues, "Robots cannot do this because it would be so boring we would rust and die." Panel 4: The man says, "I guess you don't want to read my young adult fantasy series." The robot, smug, says, "You things are so PRECIOUS!" The joke: the robot dismisses creativity as mere recombination, but reacts with condescending affection when the man mentions his derivative YA fantasy novel. Votey (bonus panel): A crudely sketched person with messy hair emits a speech bubble of pure gibberish, "Kr82gz#blllll!", as if their language has broken down into nonsense.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.