lingerie
Original: lingerie on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man (shirtless, dark hair) lies in bed. Caption/dialogue: "The ideal lingerie is made of the smallest possible underwear mass."
Panel 2:
The man stands gesturing toward a woman with reddish hair who holds a metallic device. Man: "Therefore I have constructed this 'Positive Buoyancy Thong' made entirely of an opaque fog of hydrogen emitted from concealed cartridges on your thigh and armpit."
Panel 3:
The man's hand presses a control. Speech bubble: "Activate!"
Panel 4:
The woman is now covered by a fluffy pinkish cloud of fog around her chest. Sound effect: "ffff!"
Panel 5:
The woman, draped in the fog, looks unimpressed. Woman: "I could just be naked?"
Panel 6:
The man, looking earnest. Man: "But where is the mystery?!"
Votey:
Caption only (no characters): "(The minimum possible lingerie involves manipulating the Higgs field)"
A man (shirtless, dark hair) lies in bed. Caption/dialogue: "The ideal lingerie is made of the smallest possible underwear mass."
Panel 2:
The man stands gesturing toward a woman with reddish hair who holds a metallic device. Man: "Therefore I have constructed this 'Positive Buoyancy Thong' made entirely of an opaque fog of hydrogen emitted from concealed cartridges on your thigh and armpit."
Panel 3:
The man's hand presses a control. Speech bubble: "Activate!"
Panel 4:
The woman is now covered by a fluffy pinkish cloud of fog around her chest. Sound effect: "ffff!"
Panel 5:
The woman, draped in the fog, looks unimpressed. Woman: "I could just be naked?"
Panel 6:
The man, looking earnest. Man: "But where is the mystery?!"
Votey:
Caption only (no characters): "(The minimum possible lingerie involves manipulating the Higgs field)"
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. A shirtless man in bed declares that ideal lingerie is made of the smallest possible underwear mass. He then presents a red-haired woman with a metallic device, explaining he has built a 'Positive Buoyancy Thong' made entirely of an opaque fog of hydrogen emitted from hidden cartridges on her thigh and armpit. He hits a control ('Activate!'), and with an 'ffff!' a fluffy pink cloud of fog puffs up to cover her chest. Deadpan, she asks, 'I could just be naked?' He replies earnestly, 'But where is the mystery?!' Votey (aftercomic): plain text reading '(The minimum possible lingerie involves manipulating the Higgs field).'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.