neural
Original: neural on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Caption (pink banner): IN THE FUTURE:
Two young people (off to the side, laughing): HA! WE PRANKED YOU!
An elderly woman (gray hair, round glasses, red top): WHAT?
Panel 2:
The two pranksters (one in orange, one in red): WE HACKED YOUR NEURALINK! NOW, IN ALL YOUR CHERISHED MEMORIES OF YOUR DEAD HUSBAND, HIS FACE IS A *BUTT*!
Panel 3:
The elderly woman: HANK?
Panel 4:
The elderly woman's memory: a man in a suit at the beach kneeling on one knee, but his face is replaced by a butt.
The man (in the memory): YOU ARE THE AIR I BREATHE, MARSHA. MARRY ME.
Panel 5:
The elderly woman, looking distressed: SON OF A BITCH!
The two pranksters in the background, laughing.
Votey:
A memory bubble showing a butt with a speech bubble.
Voice from the memory: SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, MARSHA. SHE HAS MY EYES!
Caption (pink banner): IN THE FUTURE:
Two young people (off to the side, laughing): HA! WE PRANKED YOU!
An elderly woman (gray hair, round glasses, red top): WHAT?
Panel 2:
The two pranksters (one in orange, one in red): WE HACKED YOUR NEURALINK! NOW, IN ALL YOUR CHERISHED MEMORIES OF YOUR DEAD HUSBAND, HIS FACE IS A *BUTT*!
Panel 3:
The elderly woman: HANK?
Panel 4:
The elderly woman's memory: a man in a suit at the beach kneeling on one knee, but his face is replaced by a butt.
The man (in the memory): YOU ARE THE AIR I BREATHE, MARSHA. MARRY ME.
Panel 5:
The elderly woman, looking distressed: SON OF A BITCH!
The two pranksters in the background, laughing.
Votey:
A memory bubble showing a butt with a speech bubble.
Voice from the memory: SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, MARSHA. SHE HAS MY EYES!
Alt text
A five-panel comic captioned 'IN THE FUTURE.' An elderly woman with gray hair and round glasses says 'What?' as two grinning young people shout 'Ha! We pranked you!' In the next panel the pranksters explain: 'We hacked your Neuralink! Now, in all your cherished memories of your dead husband, his face is a BUTT!' The woman, stricken, asks 'Hank?' Her memory then appears: a man in a suit kneeling on one knee on a beach, proposing 'You are the air I breathe, Marsha. Marry me.' — but his face has been replaced with a bare butt. The woman cries 'Son of a bitch!' while the pranksters laugh. Votey: another tampered memory shows the butt-faced figure declaring 'She's so beautiful, Marsha. She has my eyes!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.