spooky
Original: spooky on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde, frightened-looking angel with white feathered wings stands amid clouds, raising her hands nervously. Floating beside her is a large round golden cracker (a saltine/Ritz-style cracker with fork-hole dots around the edge).
Angel (speaking upward, off-panel): GOD... THIS PLACE IS SUPER SPOOKY...
Angel (to the cracker): IT G-G-GIVES ME THE C-C-C-CREEPS, AZRIEL!
Caption (below panel): Technically, Heaven is haunted.
Votey:
A loosely sketched scene: the golden cracker (drawn in orange outline) on the left faces a sketchy blue-outlined human figure on the right.
Cracker (speech bubble): BOO!
A blonde, frightened-looking angel with white feathered wings stands amid clouds, raising her hands nervously. Floating beside her is a large round golden cracker (a saltine/Ritz-style cracker with fork-hole dots around the edge).
Angel (speaking upward, off-panel): GOD... THIS PLACE IS SUPER SPOOKY...
Angel (to the cracker): IT G-G-GIVES ME THE C-C-C-CREEPS, AZRIEL!
Caption (below panel): Technically, Heaven is haunted.
Votey:
A loosely sketched scene: the golden cracker (drawn in orange outline) on the left faces a sketchy blue-outlined human figure on the right.
Cracker (speech bubble): BOO!
Alt text
A frightened blonde angel with white feathered wings stands among clouds, hands raised nervously. Beside her floats a large round golden cracker dotted with fork holes around its rim. The angel says, 'God... this place is super spooky... It g-g-gives me the c-c-c-creeps, Azriel!' A caption reads: 'Technically, Heaven is haunted.' The joke: the cracker is named Azriel, a play on the angel of death, and Heaven being haunted by such ghostly crackers. Votey: a rough sketch of the golden cracker (orange outline) facing a sketchy blue-outlined person; the cracker's speech bubble says 'BOO!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.