precision
Original: precision on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (Doctor, standing, addressing seated patient): In the laboratory, we are going beyond personalized medicine. We not only analyze your genetic and epigenetic and metabolic profile, we know how you interface with society and how that causes wider effects.
Panel 2 (Patient, seated): That's the future, but I've just got a migraine.
Panel 3 (Doctor): According to our social analysis, you're one of those people who shares lots of incorrect statistical information in the form of poorly-compressed memes.
Panel 4 (Doctor): Society would be better off with you incapacitated, and your suffering would be emblematic of a world where justice reigns.
Panel 5 (Doctor, handing over pills): These salt-pills will worsen your symptoms, and that's bad.
Votey:
(A character with a sly, wide-eyed expression speaks.) With a little luck, you might die!
Panel 2 (Patient, seated): That's the future, but I've just got a migraine.
Panel 3 (Doctor): According to our social analysis, you're one of those people who shares lots of incorrect statistical information in the form of poorly-compressed memes.
Panel 4 (Doctor): Society would be better off with you incapacitated, and your suffering would be emblematic of a world where justice reigns.
Panel 5 (Doctor, handing over pills): These salt-pills will worsen your symptoms, and that's bad.
Votey:
(A character with a sly, wide-eyed expression speaks.) With a little luck, you might die!
Alt text
A five-panel comic. A doctor in a clinic addresses a seated patient. The doctor explains they've gone beyond personalized medicine: they analyze not only the patient's genetic, epigenetic, and metabolic profile, but also how the patient interfaces with society and the wider effects that causes. The patient replies that this is the future, but he just has a migraine. The doctor responds that, according to their social analysis, the patient is one of those people who shares lots of incorrect statistical information in the form of poorly-compressed memes. The doctor continues that society would be better off with the patient incapacitated, and his suffering would be emblematic of a world where justice reigns. In the final panel the doctor hands over salt-pills, saying they will worsen the patient's symptoms, and that's bad. In the votey, a grinning, wide-eyed character adds: 'With a little luck, you might die!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.