sodomy-2
Original: sodomy-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with dark hair: There was Sodom and Gomorrah, and now we have the word "sodomy." How come there's no "gomorry"!?
Panel 2:
Man with blond curly hair (deadpan): Gomorry is when you hold a group meeting when a simple email would've done.
Panel 3:
A voice from above (the Lord), depicted as a large speech balloon over a dark scene with a small figure raising its arms: SMITE THEM LORD, SMITE THEM!
Votey:
Handwritten caption above a sketch of a figure tipped back and laughing/howling: THEN GOMORRIZE THEM!
Woman with dark hair: There was Sodom and Gomorrah, and now we have the word "sodomy." How come there's no "gomorry"!?
Panel 2:
Man with blond curly hair (deadpan): Gomorry is when you hold a group meeting when a simple email would've done.
Panel 3:
A voice from above (the Lord), depicted as a large speech balloon over a dark scene with a small figure raising its arms: SMITE THEM LORD, SMITE THEM!
Votey:
Handwritten caption above a sketch of a figure tipped back and laughing/howling: THEN GOMORRIZE THEM!
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a dark-haired woman talks to a blond man, saying, "There was Sodom and Gomorrah, and now we have the word 'sodomy.' How come there's no 'gomorry'!?" Panel 2: a close-up of the blond man replying deadpan, "Gomorry is when you hold a group meeting when a simple email would've done." Panel 3: a dark panel with a small silhouetted figure raising its arms beneath a huge speech balloon booming, "SMITE THEM LORD, SMITE THEM!" Votey: a loose ink sketch of a person tipped back, with the handwritten caption "THEN GOMORRIZE THEM!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.