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Original: a on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A yellow bird-like puppet character (resembling a large Sesame Street-style bird) stands in front of red stage curtains, gesturing with one feathered hand.
Puppet: "TODAY'S LETTER IS A. REMEMBER A BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE A BAD KID AND BAD KIDS GET EATEN BY WOLVES!"
Caption (below panel): The medieval version of Sesame Street was much more effective.
Votey:
A roughly drawn black-and-white figure with a wide open mouth gestures with one hand.
Figure: "WITCHES WILL EAT YOU AND SATAN WILL ROAST YOU!!"
A yellow bird-like puppet character (resembling a large Sesame Street-style bird) stands in front of red stage curtains, gesturing with one feathered hand.
Puppet: "TODAY'S LETTER IS A. REMEMBER A BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE A BAD KID AND BAD KIDS GET EATEN BY WOLVES!"
Caption (below panel): The medieval version of Sesame Street was much more effective.
Votey:
A roughly drawn black-and-white figure with a wide open mouth gestures with one hand.
Figure: "WITCHES WILL EAT YOU AND SATAN WILL ROAST YOU!!"
Alt text
A yellow bird-like puppet, similar to a large Sesame Street character, stands in front of red theater curtains and gestures while saying, "Today's letter is A. Remember A because if you don't you're a bad kid and bad kids get eaten by wolves!" The caption below reads: "The medieval version of Sesame Street was much more effective." The joke is that a children's educational show set in medieval times would teach lessons through grim threats. Votey: A crude black-and-white sketch of a wide-mouthed figure gesturing, adding, "Witches will eat you and Satan will roast you!!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.