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sodomy

Original: sodomy on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Child: Dad what's "sodomy"?
Dad: A very bad thing.

Panel 2:
Dad: It's whenever you put your genitals somewhere that is unnatural for them to be.

Panel 3:
Child: Like in an airplane?
Dad: Exactly.

Panel 4:
Dad (shouting at the sky, shaking his fist): Perverts! Perverts!

Votey:
Dad (face contorted, screaming up at the sky): Get your wee-wees out of my sky!

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. In the first panel, a small child asks an off-panel father, "Dad what's 'sodomy'?" and the father replies, "A very bad thing." In the second panel the father, an angry-looking man, explains: "It's whenever you put your genitals somewhere that is unnatural for them to be." In the third panel the child asks, "Like in an airplane?" and the father answers, "Exactly." In the fourth panel, shown in silhouette against a blue sky, the father shakes his fist upward at a passing airplane, shouting, "Perverts! Perverts!" The joke is that he takes air travel itself to be unnatural and therefore sodomy. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the father's contorted, screaming face as he yells up at the sky, "Get your wee-wees out of my sky!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.