job-interview-2
Original: job-interview-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Interviewer (a man in a suit and glasses, seated behind a desk): WHAT WOULD YOU BRING TO THIS COMPANY IF WE HIRED YOU?
Panel 2:
Job candidate (a woman with curly orange hair, a gray falcon perched on her gloved hand): BLACK-CLAW, THE FALCON.
Panel 3:
Woman: HE CAN PICK OFF SMALL EMPLOYEES OF RIVAL COMPANIES AND BRING THEM BACK WITH ONLY MINOR INJURIES.
Falcon: KRAAAH!!!
Panel 4:
Interviewer: YOU KNOW, HR WON'T LIKE IT, BUT IT'S A BIG YES FROM ME.
Woman: OH, WE CAN DEAL WITH HR.
Falcon: KRAAAA
Votey:
A newspaper headline reads: JEFF BEZOS CARRIED OFF BY FALCONS. A smaller subheading below reads: ELON MUSK ALMOST CERTAINLY TO BLAME. A simple line-drawn face is shown beside the subheading.
Interviewer (a man in a suit and glasses, seated behind a desk): WHAT WOULD YOU BRING TO THIS COMPANY IF WE HIRED YOU?
Panel 2:
Job candidate (a woman with curly orange hair, a gray falcon perched on her gloved hand): BLACK-CLAW, THE FALCON.
Panel 3:
Woman: HE CAN PICK OFF SMALL EMPLOYEES OF RIVAL COMPANIES AND BRING THEM BACK WITH ONLY MINOR INJURIES.
Falcon: KRAAAH!!!
Panel 4:
Interviewer: YOU KNOW, HR WON'T LIKE IT, BUT IT'S A BIG YES FROM ME.
Woman: OH, WE CAN DEAL WITH HR.
Falcon: KRAAAA
Votey:
A newspaper headline reads: JEFF BEZOS CARRIED OFF BY FALCONS. A smaller subheading below reads: ELON MUSK ALMOST CERTAINLY TO BLAME. A simple line-drawn face is shown beside the subheading.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic set in a job interview. Panel 1: a man in a suit and glasses sits behind a desk and asks, "What would you bring to this company if we hired you?" Panel 2: a woman with curly orange hair, wearing a long black glove with a gray falcon perched on it, answers, "Black-Claw, the falcon." Panel 3: she explains, "He can pick off small employees of rival companies and bring them back with only minor injuries," as the falcon screeches "KRAAAH!!!" with wings spread. Panel 4: the interviewer says, "You know, HR won't like it, but it's a big yes from me," and she grins back, "Oh, we can deal with HR," while the falcon screeches again. The joke is that the predatory falcon will literally be used to attack rivals and inconvenient HR staff. Votey: a hand-drawn newspaper front page with the headline "Jeff Bezos carried off by falcons" and a subheading "Elon Musk almost certainly to blame," next to a small doodled face.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.