life-tip
Original: life-tip on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Boss (an older man with glasses, frowning): I need you to clock out 20 seconds before it counts as overtime. If you have extra work to do, that's on you. Okay?
Panel 2:
Employee (a younger man, earnest expression): It's all right. We have to go deeper. Make him believe. It'll all be worth it when we bring Maldavo to justice.
Caption below the comic:
Life Tip:
Work is much easier once you start pretending you're an undercover FBI agent.
Votey:
Boss (in profile, speaking): If you keep humming the Mission Impossible theme song I will dock your pay.
Boss (an older man with glasses, frowning): I need you to clock out 20 seconds before it counts as overtime. If you have extra work to do, that's on you. Okay?
Panel 2:
Employee (a younger man, earnest expression): It's all right. We have to go deeper. Make him believe. It'll all be worth it when we bring Maldavo to justice.
Caption below the comic:
Life Tip:
Work is much easier once you start pretending you're an undercover FBI agent.
Votey:
Boss (in profile, speaking): If you keep humming the Mission Impossible theme song I will dock your pay.
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: An older man with glasses (the boss) frowns and tells his employee, "I need you to clock out 20 seconds before it counts as overtime. If you have extra work to do, that's on you. Okay?" Panel 2: The younger employee responds earnestly, treating it like a secret mission: "It's all right. We have to go deeper. Make him believe. It'll all be worth it when we bring Maldavo to justice." A caption reads: "Life Tip: Work is much easier once you start pretending you're an undercover FBI agent." In the votey aftercomic, the boss leans in and warns, "If you keep humming the Mission Impossible theme song I will dock your pay."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.