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Original: different on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A young man with flame-like reddish hair, looking upset, talks to an older man (his dad).
Young man: "I'M NOT GONNA BE AN ACCOUNTANT LIKE YOU, DAD!"
Panel 2: The young man, now holding a guitar, speaks confidently.
Young man: "I'LL BECOME A MUSICIAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORK A REAL JOB!"
Panel 3: The young man sits at a computer, working on his guitar music.
Young man: "I CAN JUST SIT WITH MY GUITAR OPTIMIZING SEARCH RESULTS AND MAXIMIZING CLICK VELOCITY AND..."
Panel 4: He slumps at the computer, staring at a screen showing charts/graphs, dismayed.
Young man: "AW, DAMMIT."
Votey: Hand-lettered text on a blank panel.
"THANKS TO FACEBOOK, EVERY JOB CAN BE A CUSTOMER SERVICE JOB!"
Young man: "I'M NOT GONNA BE AN ACCOUNTANT LIKE YOU, DAD!"
Panel 2: The young man, now holding a guitar, speaks confidently.
Young man: "I'LL BECOME A MUSICIAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORK A REAL JOB!"
Panel 3: The young man sits at a computer, working on his guitar music.
Young man: "I CAN JUST SIT WITH MY GUITAR OPTIMIZING SEARCH RESULTS AND MAXIMIZING CLICK VELOCITY AND..."
Panel 4: He slumps at the computer, staring at a screen showing charts/graphs, dismayed.
Young man: "AW, DAMMIT."
Votey: Hand-lettered text on a blank panel.
"THANKS TO FACEBOOK, EVERY JOB CAN BE A CUSTOMER SERVICE JOB!"
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a young man with spiky reddish hair, looking upset, declares to his dad, "I'm not gonna be an accountant like you, Dad!" Panel 2: now holding a guitar, he says, "I'll become a musician so I don't have to work a real job!" Panel 3: he sits at a computer with his guitar, saying, "I can just sit with my guitar optimizing search results and maximizing click velocity and..." Panel 4: he slumps in defeat in front of a screen full of charts and graphs, muttering, "Aw, dammit" — having realized that being a musician now means doing the same data-analytics drudgery he was trying to escape. Votey (aftercomic): hand-lettered text reads, "Thanks to Facebook, every job can be a customer service job!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.