asleep
Original: asleep on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (red hair): Dammit, the toddler fell asleep in the afternoon.
Woman (red hair): If we don't get him to wake up now, he'll wake up at midnight!
Panel 2:
Man (dark beard): But how?! He's out cold!
Woman (red hair): Watch me.
Panels 3-5: (silent) The woman leans in close to the sleeping child's face.
Panel 6 (large, yellow background): The woman opens her mouth wide and screams directly at the child, holding a chocolate-chip cookie in her hand near her mouth as a lure.
Woman: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Footer caption: This bonus comic brought to you by early buyers of my new comic on immigration policy. Click for more info!
Votey:
The child's face, scowling and furious, eyes glaring.
Child (caption above): Son of a bitch.
Woman (red hair): Dammit, the toddler fell asleep in the afternoon.
Woman (red hair): If we don't get him to wake up now, he'll wake up at midnight!
Panel 2:
Man (dark beard): But how?! He's out cold!
Woman (red hair): Watch me.
Panels 3-5: (silent) The woman leans in close to the sleeping child's face.
Panel 6 (large, yellow background): The woman opens her mouth wide and screams directly at the child, holding a chocolate-chip cookie in her hand near her mouth as a lure.
Woman: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Footer caption: This bonus comic brought to you by early buyers of my new comic on immigration policy. Click for more info!
Votey:
The child's face, scowling and furious, eyes glaring.
Child (caption above): Son of a bitch.
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. In the first panel a red-haired woman tells a dark-bearded man, "Dammit, the toddler fell asleep in the afternoon. If we don't get him to wake up now, he'll wake up at midnight!" The man replies, "But how?! He's out cold!" and she answers, "Watch me." Over several quiet panels she leans in close to the sleeping child. The large final panel, on a bright yellow background, shows her mouth open wide screaming "WAAAAAAA" at the child while holding a chocolate-chip cookie near her mouth as bait. A footer reads that this is a bonus comic for early buyers of the artist's new comic on immigration policy. Votey: a close-up of the now-awake child's face, scowling furiously, with the caption "Son of a bitch."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.