hell-2
Original: hell-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Damned man (pale, distressed, kneeling): "I don't get it. Where are all the pitchforks and torture implements?"
Damned man: "STOP! STOP!"
Red devil (reading aloud from a large book): "You complained on the internet about lack of real-world community, but you never once in your life tried to befriend a neighbor."
Caption (below panel): In Hell, you are confronted with your hypocrisies 24 hours a day.
Votey:
Red devil (continuing to read, off-panel speech pointing toward a crying man): "WHY DID YOU HATE ON TACO BELL WHILE LOVING IT SO DEARLY?!"
(The damned man is shown sobbing, tears streaming down his face.)
Damned man (pale, distressed, kneeling): "I don't get it. Where are all the pitchforks and torture implements?"
Damned man: "STOP! STOP!"
Red devil (reading aloud from a large book): "You complained on the internet about lack of real-world community, but you never once in your life tried to befriend a neighbor."
Caption (below panel): In Hell, you are confronted with your hypocrisies 24 hours a day.
Votey:
Red devil (continuing to read, off-panel speech pointing toward a crying man): "WHY DID YOU HATE ON TACO BELL WHILE LOVING IT SO DEARLY?!"
(The damned man is shown sobbing, tears streaming down his face.)
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic set in Hell. A pale, naked damned man kneels in distress, asking "I don't get it. Where are all the pitchforks and torture implements?" and crying "STOP! STOP!" Beside him a red, horned devil calmly reads aloud from a large open book: "You complained on the internet about lack of real-world community, but you never once in your life tried to befriend a neighbor." A caption reads: "In Hell, you are confronted with your hypocrisies 24 hours a day." The votey (bonus panel) shows the devil's reading continuing as he reads another accusation, "WHY DID YOU HATE ON TACO BELL WHILE LOVING IT SO DEARLY?!", while the damned man sobs with tears pouring down his face.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.