cave
Original: cave on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Caveman with brown beard (Pag): YOU NOT BEEN IN BUFFALO CAVE? HAS GREAT DRAWING OF WATER BUFFALO MADE WITH RED OCHRE PIGMENT!
Bald, angry caveman: DAMMIT, PAG! CAVE RUINED FOREVER NOW!!
Caption below panel:
Fun fact:
The very first murder was due to the lack of a spoiler alert.
Votey:
Text: THIS IS TWIST ENDING!
(A spear/pointed weapon is shown next to a figure splattered with red blood.)
Caveman with brown beard (Pag): YOU NOT BEEN IN BUFFALO CAVE? HAS GREAT DRAWING OF WATER BUFFALO MADE WITH RED OCHRE PIGMENT!
Bald, angry caveman: DAMMIT, PAG! CAVE RUINED FOREVER NOW!!
Caption below panel:
Fun fact:
The very first murder was due to the lack of a spoiler alert.
Votey:
Text: THIS IS TWIST ENDING!
(A spear/pointed weapon is shown next to a figure splattered with red blood.)
Alt text
A single-panel comic shows two cavemen in close-up. The one on the left, with a brown beard, cheerfully says, 'YOU NOT BEEN IN BUFFALO CAVE? HAS GREAT DRAWING OF WATER BUFFALO MADE WITH RED OCHRE PIGMENT!' The bald caveman on the right reacts with wide-eyed fury, shouting, 'DAMMIT, PAG! CAVE RUINED FOREVER NOW!!' A caption reads: 'Fun fact: The very first murder was due to the lack of a spoiler alert.' In the votey aftercomic, a thrown spear flies toward a figure spattered with red blood, with the line 'THIS IS TWIST ENDING!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.