dogs

A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A red-haired man in a yellow shirt walks a small white dog down a city sidewalk and says, "Fido, why do dogs sniff each others' anuses? It's gross." Panel 2: The dog, viewed from above, replies, "Imagine you could find out someone's address, income, relative social status, and sexual availability any time you wanted." Panel 3: Close-up of the man looking thoughtful as he says, "I would sniff any orifice." Panel 4: The man stands gesturing while the dog sits nearby; the man says, "Jesus, dude. I was gonna say something about how Facebook is the human version," then adds, "Right. So is the orifice thing still a live option, or..." Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the same dog, now wearing sunglasses, saying coolly, "You'd be happier neutered, friend."