ai-3
Original: ai-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald, wide-eyed scientist in round glasses and a white coat (speaking): AND BY DRASTICALLY INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF LEAD IN THE WATER SUPPLIES OF THE WORLD, WITHIN THREE GENERATIONS, WE SHALL HAVE CREATED A HUMAN LEVEL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!
A man in a green military-style uniform (speaking): I... WHAT? HOW?
Caption below panel: Any AI can be made "human level" by lowering all human intelligence.
Votey:
The bald scientist (speaking): IT'LL ALSO MAKE MARKETING THE AI EASIER!
A bald, wide-eyed scientist in round glasses and a white coat (speaking): AND BY DRASTICALLY INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF LEAD IN THE WATER SUPPLIES OF THE WORLD, WITHIN THREE GENERATIONS, WE SHALL HAVE CREATED A HUMAN LEVEL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!
A man in a green military-style uniform (speaking): I... WHAT? HOW?
Caption below panel: Any AI can be made "human level" by lowering all human intelligence.
Votey:
The bald scientist (speaking): IT'LL ALSO MAKE MARKETING THE AI EASIER!
Alt text
A wide-eyed, bald scientist in round glasses and a white lab coat grins maniacally as he announces: "And by drastically increasing the amount of lead in the water supplies of the world, within three generations, we shall have created a human level artificial intelligence!" A puzzled man in a green military uniform replies, "I... what? How?" The caption explains the joke: "Any AI can be made 'human level' by lowering all human intelligence." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the gleeful scientist adds, "It'll also make marketing the AI easier!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.