we-are-here
Original: we-are-here on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Speaker (a man with dark hair giving a speech at a podium): "We are not here for wisdom, although we must acquire it. We are not here for experiment, although we must perform it. We are not here for love, although we possess it. We are here for the beautiful reason alone: every advance in our understanding of evolution, no matter how small, makes creationists look just a little more stupid."
Caption (below panel): It was the most motivational speech the biology department had ever heard.
Votey:
Speaker (continuing): "Every little microscope slide is a window into how they're a pack of morons."
Speaker (a man with dark hair giving a speech at a podium): "We are not here for wisdom, although we must acquire it. We are not here for experiment, although we must perform it. We are not here for love, although we possess it. We are here for the beautiful reason alone: every advance in our understanding of evolution, no matter how small, makes creationists look just a little more stupid."
Caption (below panel): It was the most motivational speech the biology department had ever heard.
Votey:
Speaker (continuing): "Every little microscope slide is a window into how they're a pack of morons."
Alt text
A man with dark hair stands at a podium delivering an impassioned speech, his arm raised. His speech bubble reads: "We are not here for wisdom, although we must acquire it. We are not here for experiment, although we must perform it. We are not here for love, although we possess it. We are here for the beautiful reason alone: every advance in our understanding of evolution, no matter how small, makes creationists look just a little more stupid." A caption below reads: "It was the most motivational speech the biology department had ever heard." Votey: A simply drawn, wide-eyed face listens as the speaker continues off-panel: "Every little microscope slide is a window into how they're a pack of morons."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.