cndom

A four-to-five panel comic. A nude man and a nude woman stand together. The man says, "Baby, the condom broke!" The woman replies, "What?!" The man explains, "I'm afraid it didn't let any of the semen through, much less accelerate it." Confused, she asks, "Accelerate?" He continues, "Anyway, I'm afraid this sexual encounter has been entirely pointless." She answers flatly, "Yes? That's why they're made of rubber." The man, realizing how strange he sounds, asks, "Have I given you a tour of the exits from my apartment?" The joke is that he bizarrely expected a condom to accelerate semen, and on realizing his absurdity tries to usher her out. Votey: a handwritten caption reads, "In this moment, I am one with the cosmos," over a serene silhouette of the man's face gazing into the distance, as if achieving enlightenment from his own embarrassment.