unspooling
Original: unspooling on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with reddish-brown hair, wearing a white lab coat over a green top, speaks with a flat, deadpan expression.
Woman: EVERY EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE HAS MADE SOME SMALL CONTRIBUTION TO THIS MOMENT, RIGHT NOW, WHERE I'M UNSPOOLING A TINY CAMERA INTO AN OLD MAN'S ASS.
Caption (below panel):
It wasn't a mistake to quit philosophy for medicine. It was a mistake to learn philosophy in the first place.
Votey:
The same woman (sketched in line art, smiling slightly) speaks in a speech bubble.
Woman: There's only one, but it's soooo awesome.
A woman with reddish-brown hair, wearing a white lab coat over a green top, speaks with a flat, deadpan expression.
Woman: EVERY EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE HAS MADE SOME SMALL CONTRIBUTION TO THIS MOMENT, RIGHT NOW, WHERE I'M UNSPOOLING A TINY CAMERA INTO AN OLD MAN'S ASS.
Caption (below panel):
It wasn't a mistake to quit philosophy for medicine. It was a mistake to learn philosophy in the first place.
Votey:
The same woman (sketched in line art, smiling slightly) speaks in a speech bubble.
Woman: There's only one, but it's soooo awesome.
Alt text
A woman with reddish-brown hair in a white lab coat says, in a flat deadpan tone, 'Every event in the history of the universe has made some small contribution to this moment, right now, where I'm unspooling a tiny camera into an old man's ass.' A caption below reads: 'It wasn't a mistake to quit philosophy for medicine. It was a mistake to learn philosophy in the first place.' In the votey aftercomic, the same woman, sketched in simple line art and smiling, adds: 'There's only one, but it's soooo awesome.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.