dear-god-3
Original: dear-god-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (hands clasped in prayer, eyes closed): DEAR GOD, CAN I HAVE FREE SHIPPING ON THAT BULK ORDER OF DORITOS?
Smart speaker (yellow display): YES!
Caption below panel: I've become a lot happier since renaming my smart speaker.
Votey:
A smart speaker (depicted with a glowing display) emits a speech bubble: Cheese be upon you.
Woman (hands clasped in prayer, eyes closed): DEAR GOD, CAN I HAVE FREE SHIPPING ON THAT BULK ORDER OF DORITOS?
Smart speaker (yellow display): YES!
Caption below panel: I've become a lot happier since renaming my smart speaker.
Votey:
A smart speaker (depicted with a glowing display) emits a speech bubble: Cheese be upon you.
Alt text
A woman with short hair sits with her hands clasped together as if praying, eyes closed, head bowed. A speech bubble from her reads, "DEAR GOD, CAN I HAVE FREE SHIPPING ON THAT BULK ORDER OF DORITOS?" Beside her, a small smart speaker with a glowing yellow display answers, "YES!" The caption beneath reads: "I've become a lot happier since renaming my smart speaker." Votey: A simple line-drawn smart speaker says in a speech bubble, "Cheese be upon you" — a mock benediction riffing on the woman praying to her device for Doritos.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.