free-love
Original: free-love on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man: What are you doing?
Woman (at a computer): Selling your private medical data.
Panel 2:
Man: What? Stop!
Panel 3:
Woman: You don't have the right to stop me. I updated our relationship's privacy policy as part of our marriage contract.
Panel 4:
Man: I didn't actually read that! Nobody reads that!
Woman: I can't help it if you're naive!
Panel 5:
Woman: Love is free, John. And, if the service is free, YOU are the product.
Panel 6:
(The man, looking worried, says nothing.)
Panel 7 (the man stands over the woman at her laptop, both shown in silhouette):
Man: Who's actually buying an individual man's medical history?
Woman: An ex of yours is surprisingly interested in your hemorrhoid problems.
Votey:
Handwritten caption over a close-up of the woman's smug face: I am winning this marriage so hard.
Man: What are you doing?
Woman (at a computer): Selling your private medical data.
Panel 2:
Man: What? Stop!
Panel 3:
Woman: You don't have the right to stop me. I updated our relationship's privacy policy as part of our marriage contract.
Panel 4:
Man: I didn't actually read that! Nobody reads that!
Woman: I can't help it if you're naive!
Panel 5:
Woman: Love is free, John. And, if the service is free, YOU are the product.
Panel 6:
(The man, looking worried, says nothing.)
Panel 7 (the man stands over the woman at her laptop, both shown in silhouette):
Man: Who's actually buying an individual man's medical history?
Woman: An ex of yours is surprisingly interested in your hemorrhoid problems.
Votey:
Handwritten caption over a close-up of the woman's smug face: I am winning this marriage so hard.
Alt text
A seven-panel comic. A man with orange hair confronts a woman with dark hair and round glasses who is sitting at a computer. He asks what she's doing; she replies that she's selling his private medical data. He says "What? Stop!" She tells him he has no right to stop her because she updated their relationship's privacy policy as part of their marriage contract. He protests that he didn't actually read that and nobody reads that; she says she can't help it if he's naive, and adds, "Love is free, John. And, if the service is free, YOU are the product." In a close-up he looks worried. In the final panel, shown in silhouette as he stands over her at the laptop, he asks who would actually buy an individual man's medical history, and she answers that an ex of his is surprisingly interested in his hemorrhoid problems. Votey: a handwritten caption, "I am winning this marriage so hard," sits above a close-up of the woman's self-satisfied face.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.