sadism
Original: sadism on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman dressed as a dominatrix in police/captain hat, mask, and lingerie stands over a man (the captive).
Dominatrix: "I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THIS CLOSET. YOU WILL SIT HERE, IN CHAINS, THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS UNTIL I COME BACK FOR YOU."
Captive (off-panel, from inside the closet): "OH YES, MISTRESS."
Panel 2: A close-up of a hand turning a key in a doorknob, locking the closet door.
Sound effect: "click"
Panel 3: The dominatrix's face, neutral expression, just after locking the door.
Panel 4: The same dominatrix face, still neutral but beginning to shift.
Panel 5: A silhouette of the dominatrix seated at a laptop. The laptop screen shows a food-delivery interface with the text "Order Pizza" and a confirm/order button.
Panel 6: Close-up of the dominatrix, now grinning wickedly, holding slices of pizza, her chest and hands covered in pizza slices.
Dominatrix: "IT'S MINE. EVERY SLICE IS MINE."
Votey:
A large black silhouette of the captive's head and shoulders (still wearing a captain/police hat) sits in profile on the left. A speech bubble emerges from the silhouette.
Captive: "If only there were some other way."
Dominatrix: "I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THIS CLOSET. YOU WILL SIT HERE, IN CHAINS, THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS UNTIL I COME BACK FOR YOU."
Captive (off-panel, from inside the closet): "OH YES, MISTRESS."
Panel 2: A close-up of a hand turning a key in a doorknob, locking the closet door.
Sound effect: "click"
Panel 3: The dominatrix's face, neutral expression, just after locking the door.
Panel 4: The same dominatrix face, still neutral but beginning to shift.
Panel 5: A silhouette of the dominatrix seated at a laptop. The laptop screen shows a food-delivery interface with the text "Order Pizza" and a confirm/order button.
Panel 6: Close-up of the dominatrix, now grinning wickedly, holding slices of pizza, her chest and hands covered in pizza slices.
Dominatrix: "IT'S MINE. EVERY SLICE IS MINE."
Votey:
A large black silhouette of the captive's head and shoulders (still wearing a captain/police hat) sits in profile on the left. A speech bubble emerges from the silhouette.
Captive: "If only there were some other way."
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. A woman dressed as a dominatrix (police/captain hat, mask, lingerie) tells her captive she's locking him in a closet: "I'm gonna put you in this closet. You will sit here, in chains, thinking dirty thoughts until I come back for you." He answers from inside, "Oh yes, mistress." A close-up shows a key turning in a doorknob with a "click." Two panels show her neutral face just after locking him in. Then her silhouette sits at a laptop whose screen reads "Order Pizza" with an order button. The final panel reveals her grinning wickedly, draped in and clutching pizza slices, declaring, "It's mine. Every slice is mine." The joke: the kinky scenario was really just a ruse so she could eat an entire pizza alone. Votey: a black silhouette of the captive (still in his captain's hat) sits in profile, lamenting in a speech bubble, "If only there were some other way."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.