chains
Original: chains on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in a suit kneels holding an open ring box, proposing to a woman seen from behind. He has curly hair.
Man: IN ORDER TO SAVE TIME, THE REMAINDER OF THIS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL WILL BE GENERATED USING MARKOV CHAINS.
Votey:
The woman (long hair, seen in close-up) replies.
Woman: My response will be generated using two non-random letters.
A man in a suit kneels holding an open ring box, proposing to a woman seen from behind. He has curly hair.
Man: IN ORDER TO SAVE TIME, THE REMAINDER OF THIS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL WILL BE GENERATED USING MARKOV CHAINS.
Votey:
The woman (long hair, seen in close-up) replies.
Woman: My response will be generated using two non-random letters.
Alt text
A man in a dark suit kneels on one knee holding out an open ring box to a woman whose back is to us. In a speech bubble he says: "In order to save time, the remainder of this marriage proposal will be generated using Markov chains." Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the woman, who replies, "My response will be generated using two non-random letters" — implying the deliberate, non-random word "no."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.