quantum-bits
Original: quantum-bits on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A blond man (later named Dave) and a dark-haired woman with glasses stand outside under a starry night sky, each holding a mug.
Blond man (Dave): "So, according to that theory, the entire cosmos - everything - is made of quantum bits."
Panel 2:
Dave: "What? So when I went inside just now I shat a quantum computer?"
Panel 3:
Dark-haired woman: "It's even more beautiful than that."
Panel 4 (woman sipping from her mug):
Woman: "If everything is quantum bits, you are a quantum computer that shat a quantum computer into a quantum computer."
Panel 5:
Dave: "Wowwwww..."
Panel 6: The two stand together in the dark landscape, holding their mugs.
Panel 7: The scene goes nearly black; the two characters are shown as white silhouettes.
Dave: "By the way, your quantum computer won't flush."
Woman: "For God's sake, Dave."
Votey:
A hand-drawn 3D coordinate system (three axes) inside a sphere/ball shape. An off-panel speech bubble says: "Gross."
Blond man (Dave): "So, according to that theory, the entire cosmos - everything - is made of quantum bits."
Panel 2:
Dave: "What? So when I went inside just now I shat a quantum computer?"
Panel 3:
Dark-haired woman: "It's even more beautiful than that."
Panel 4 (woman sipping from her mug):
Woman: "If everything is quantum bits, you are a quantum computer that shat a quantum computer into a quantum computer."
Panel 5:
Dave: "Wowwwww..."
Panel 6: The two stand together in the dark landscape, holding their mugs.
Panel 7: The scene goes nearly black; the two characters are shown as white silhouettes.
Dave: "By the way, your quantum computer won't flush."
Woman: "For God's sake, Dave."
Votey:
A hand-drawn 3D coordinate system (three axes) inside a sphere/ball shape. An off-panel speech bubble says: "Gross."
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. A blond man and a dark-haired woman in glasses stand outside at night holding mugs. He says that, per a theory, the entire cosmos is made of quantum bits, then asks: "So when I went inside just now I shat a quantum computer?" She replies it's even more beautiful than that: since everything is quantum bits, he is a quantum computer that shat a quantum computer into a quantum computer. He says "Wowwwww..." In the final dark panel, shown as white silhouettes, he adds, "By the way, your quantum computer won't flush," and she replies, "For God's sake, Dave." Votey: a crude hand-drawn 3D coordinate system (three axes) inside a sphere, with an off-panel voice saying "Gross."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.