dance
Original: dance on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (left, on a video call): Are you dancing naked while watching porno and eating an entire pie with your bare hands?!
Panel 2:
Man (right, shirtless, holding a phone): I'm also shoplifting. But, by god, how can you see me?
Caption (below the panels): Bob takes the idea of "dance like no one is looking" to its logical endpoint.
Votey:
Handwritten text: Wait... how do you shoplift naked?
Woman (left, on a video call): Are you dancing naked while watching porno and eating an entire pie with your bare hands?!
Panel 2:
Man (right, shirtless, holding a phone): I'm also shoplifting. But, by god, how can you see me?
Caption (below the panels): Bob takes the idea of "dance like no one is looking" to its logical endpoint.
Votey:
Handwritten text: Wait... how do you shoplift naked?
Alt text
A two-panel comic of a video call between two people. Panel 1: a woman, looking alarmed, says, "Are you dancing naked while watching porno and eating an entire pie with your bare hands?!" Panel 2: a shirtless man holding a phone replies, "I'm also shoplifting. But, by god, how can you see me?" A caption beneath reads: "Bob takes the idea of 'dance like no one is looking' to its logical endpoint." Votey panel: handwritten text reads, "Wait... how do you shoplift naked?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.