i-want
Original: i-want on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A woman with dark hair stands at left, one hand on her hip, speaking toward a smart speaker on a side table at right. The conversation is shown as a back-and-forth of speech bubbles, with the smart speaker repeatedly interjecting "PORN?"
Woman: GOOGLE, I WANT-
Smart speaker: PORN?
Woman: NO, I WANT TO BUY-
Smart speaker: PORN?
Woman: I'M TRYING TO GET MY GRANDMA A-
Smart speaker: PORN?
Caption (below panel): The danger of smart speakers wasn't fully grasped until Google accidentally uncensored Autocomplete.
Votey:
The smart speaker (drawn as a tall cylindrical device) speaks.
Smart speaker: Did you mean to say "super gross porn?"
A woman with dark hair stands at left, one hand on her hip, speaking toward a smart speaker on a side table at right. The conversation is shown as a back-and-forth of speech bubbles, with the smart speaker repeatedly interjecting "PORN?"
Woman: GOOGLE, I WANT-
Smart speaker: PORN?
Woman: NO, I WANT TO BUY-
Smart speaker: PORN?
Woman: I'M TRYING TO GET MY GRANDMA A-
Smart speaker: PORN?
Caption (below panel): The danger of smart speakers wasn't fully grasped until Google accidentally uncensored Autocomplete.
Votey:
The smart speaker (drawn as a tall cylindrical device) speaks.
Smart speaker: Did you mean to say "super gross porn?"
Alt text
A woman with dark hair stands with a hand on her hip, talking to a Google smart speaker sitting on a side table. Each time she tries to make a request, the speaker interrupts by suggesting "Porn?" She says "Google, I want-" ("Porn?"), "No, I want to buy-" ("Porn?"), "I'm trying to get my grandma a-" ("Porn?"). Caption: "The danger of smart speakers wasn't fully grasped until Google accidentally uncensored Autocomplete." Votey: a hand-drawn cylindrical smart speaker asks, "Did you mean to say 'super gross porn?'"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.