god-2
Original: god-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Setting: a heavenly cloudscape under a blue sky. An angelic figure with wings, blond hair, and a white robe stands on the clouds. Off to the right floats a large round golden form (an unseen speaker, implied to be God) with a small bottle nearby.
God (speech balloon from the golden figure): "Okay, it's gonna take some doing but HEAR ME OUT, HEAR ME OUT: meat that makes MORE meat."
Angel (speech balloon): "You're weird when you're drunk, God."
Caption below the panel: "Shortly before the first animal evolved."
Votey:
Handwritten cursive text floats above a drawing of the same round golden God figure. The text reads: "Now let's make meat that makes the meat that makes the meat that makes the meat that makes the meat that makes ranches the meat that makes the meat that makes meat."
Setting: a heavenly cloudscape under a blue sky. An angelic figure with wings, blond hair, and a white robe stands on the clouds. Off to the right floats a large round golden form (an unseen speaker, implied to be God) with a small bottle nearby.
God (speech balloon from the golden figure): "Okay, it's gonna take some doing but HEAR ME OUT, HEAR ME OUT: meat that makes MORE meat."
Angel (speech balloon): "You're weird when you're drunk, God."
Caption below the panel: "Shortly before the first animal evolved."
Votey:
Handwritten cursive text floats above a drawing of the same round golden God figure. The text reads: "Now let's make meat that makes the meat that makes the meat that makes the meat that makes the meat that makes ranches the meat that makes the meat that makes meat."
Alt text
A single-panel comic set in a heavenly cloudscape under a blue sky. A blond, white-robed angel with wings stands on the clouds. To the right floats a large round golden glowing form representing God, with a small bottle (booze) resting nearby on the clouds. God says, 'Okay, it's gonna take some doing but HEAR ME OUT, HEAR ME OUT: meat that makes MORE meat.' The angel replies, 'You're weird when you're drunk, God.' A caption beneath reads: 'Shortly before the first animal evolved.' The joke: drunk God is pitching the idea of self-reproducing meat (animals). Votey: handwritten cursive scrawl loops above the round golden God figure, rambling drunkenly: 'Now let's make meat that makes the meat that makes the meat that makes the meat that makes the meat that makes ranches the meat that makes the meat that makes meat.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.