hey-baby-2
Original: hey-baby-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with flame-like red hair and round glasses, wearing a red shirt, stands outdoors among green bushes, smiling at a woman with long dark hair in a blue shirt.
Man: HEY, BABY -- WANNA RIDE ON A MOTORCYCLE POWERED BY A COMPLEX ASSEMBLAGE OF BIO-NANOMACHINES.
Woman (delighted): WHAT?! YES!
Caption (below panel): By the time she realizes it's a bicycle, she'll be too embarrassed to say no.
Votey:
Title at top: LATER...
The same dark-haired woman is shown looking unimpressed/flat.
Woman: No.
A man with flame-like red hair and round glasses, wearing a red shirt, stands outdoors among green bushes, smiling at a woman with long dark hair in a blue shirt.
Man: HEY, BABY -- WANNA RIDE ON A MOTORCYCLE POWERED BY A COMPLEX ASSEMBLAGE OF BIO-NANOMACHINES.
Woman (delighted): WHAT?! YES!
Caption (below panel): By the time she realizes it's a bicycle, she'll be too embarrassed to say no.
Votey:
Title at top: LATER...
The same dark-haired woman is shown looking unimpressed/flat.
Woman: No.
Alt text
Main comic: A grinning red-haired man in round glasses and a red shirt leans toward a dark-haired woman in a blue shirt outdoors. He says, 'Hey, baby -- wanna ride on a motorcycle powered by a complex assemblage of bio-nanomachines.' Beaming, she replies, 'What?! Yes!' A caption below reads: 'By the time she realizes it's a bicycle, she'll be too embarrassed to say no' -- the joke being that a bicycle is technically powered by the rider's own biological cells (bio-nanomachines). Votey (aftercomic): A simply drawn panel titled 'LATER...' shows the same woman, now flat-faced and unimpressed, flatly saying 'No.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.