hair
Original: hair on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with orange hair (looking at a dresser): WHAT THE — THAT HAIR ON THE DRESSER ISN'T MINE!
Panel 2:
(Close-up of the orange-haired woman's face, angry and accusatory, teeth bared.)
Panel 3:
Woman (pointing accusingly at a man): YOU'VE BEEN SEEING MEDUSA AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?!
Panel 4:
Man, now turned entirely to gray stone: YOU ARE SO PARANOID
Votey:
(The stone man, petrified, struggles to speak out of the side of his mouth to the woman.)
Stone man: Hey stop! Don't check my email! I can't move!
Woman with orange hair (looking at a dresser): WHAT THE — THAT HAIR ON THE DRESSER ISN'T MINE!
Panel 2:
(Close-up of the orange-haired woman's face, angry and accusatory, teeth bared.)
Panel 3:
Woman (pointing accusingly at a man): YOU'VE BEEN SEEING MEDUSA AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?!
Panel 4:
Man, now turned entirely to gray stone: YOU ARE SO PARANOID
Votey:
(The stone man, petrified, struggles to speak out of the side of his mouth to the woman.)
Stone man: Hey stop! Don't check my email! I can't move!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: An orange-haired woman stands by a bedroom dresser, alarmed, saying "What the — that hair on the dresser isn't mine!" Panel 2: A close-up of her furious, teeth-bared face. Panel 3: She points accusingly and shouts, "You've been seeing Medusa again, haven't you?!" Panel 4: The man she's accusing has been turned completely to gray stone, deadpan, replying "You are so paranoid" — the joke being that his petrification proves he really has been looking at Medusa. Votey: The now-stone man, frozen in place, strains to talk out of the side of his mouth, pleading "Hey stop! Don't check my email! I can't move!" — unable to stop her now that he's literally turned to stone.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.