premium
Original: premium on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man sitting in a car at night, talking to a woman standing outside in lingerie/fishnets.
Man: How much is it?
Woman: Sex is free with in-sex purchases.
Panel 2:
The two are now in a bedroom; the man stands and the woman stands near a lamp on a nightstand.
Man: Nudity isn't part of the core content of sex?
Woman: Technically, "sex" included only entry into this bedroom.
Votey:
Handwritten text in a plain bordered panel:
The lamp is a metaphor for consumerism.
A man sitting in a car at night, talking to a woman standing outside in lingerie/fishnets.
Man: How much is it?
Woman: Sex is free with in-sex purchases.
Panel 2:
The two are now in a bedroom; the man stands and the woman stands near a lamp on a nightstand.
Man: Nudity isn't part of the core content of sex?
Woman: Technically, "sex" included only entry into this bedroom.
Votey:
Handwritten text in a plain bordered panel:
The lamp is a metaphor for consumerism.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic parodying free-to-play video game microtransactions, applied to sex. Panel one: at night, a man sits in a car talking to a woman in fishnet lingerie standing outside. He asks, "How much is it?" She replies, "Sex is free with in-sex purchases." Panel two: the two stand in a bedroom near a lamp. The man asks, "Nudity isn't part of the core content of sex?" She answers, "Technically, 'sex' included only entry into this bedroom." Votey (aftercomic): a plain bordered panel with handwritten text reading, "The lamp is a metaphor for consumerism."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.