love-3
Original: love-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Father (a man with glasses, in profile): Son, I want to talk to you about love.
Son (a young man with orange hair): Okay...
Panel 2:
Father (now wearing a VR-style headset / goggles, looking up): Love is like a game of chess.
Panel 3:
Son (looking unimpressed): Machines are better at it than humans?
Panel 4:
Father: Bingo. Meet your new mom, XXX-TRON.
XXX-TRON (a robot/computer device on a table, with a triangular orange head): EROTIC GREETINGS.
Votey:
XXX-TRON (a smiling, somewhat goofy creature/robot face, drawn loosely in black and white): Beep for me, baby.
Father (a man with glasses, in profile): Son, I want to talk to you about love.
Son (a young man with orange hair): Okay...
Panel 2:
Father (now wearing a VR-style headset / goggles, looking up): Love is like a game of chess.
Panel 3:
Son (looking unimpressed): Machines are better at it than humans?
Panel 4:
Father: Bingo. Meet your new mom, XXX-TRON.
XXX-TRON (a robot/computer device on a table, with a triangular orange head): EROTIC GREETINGS.
Votey:
XXX-TRON (a smiling, somewhat goofy creature/robot face, drawn loosely in black and white): Beep for me, baby.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A bespectacled father, seen in profile, tells his orange-haired son, "Son, I want to talk to you about love." The son replies, "Okay..." Panel 2: The father, now wearing a VR-style headset, gazes upward and says, "Love is like a game of chess." Panel 3: The son looks skeptical and asks, "Machines are better at it than humans?" Panel 4: The father answers, "Bingo. Meet your new mom, XXX-TRON." On a table sits a robot with a triangular orange head that announces, "EROTIC GREETINGS." The joke: chess is a domain machines beat humans at, so the father has replaced human love with a sexbot. Votey (aftercomic): A loosely drawn, smiling robot face leers and says, "Beep for me, baby."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.