flawed
Original: flawed on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1
Man (praying, hands clasped): Dear Lord, why did you make humans flawed?
Panel 2
God: Oh. I didn't. Common misconception.
Panel 3
Man: We aren't flawed?
Panel 4
God: Nah, you're flawed as hell. But, I didn't make you.
Panel 5
God: Long ago, I had a serious vice. I was obsessed with order and beauty. I built things.
Panel 6
God: But I became so ambitious in my pursuit that it became a sin of vainglory.
Panel 7
God: When I died, I was punished.
Panel 8
God: I must now husband a universe that, at its most fundamental, is nonsensical, but which somehow produces little life forms that insist TO ME that it was created in a logical fashion.
Panel 9
God: I will watch over this reality until it comes to a cold entropic end, antithetical to my most heartfelt desires. Then, I will have done my penance.
Panel 10
Man (silhouette): God is dead.
Panel 11
God (speech bubble): Specifically, I'm in hell.
Votey:
Man: Okay, but isn't nature beautiful?
God (large speech bubble): NO!
Man (praying, hands clasped): Dear Lord, why did you make humans flawed?
Panel 2
God: Oh. I didn't. Common misconception.
Panel 3
Man: We aren't flawed?
Panel 4
God: Nah, you're flawed as hell. But, I didn't make you.
Panel 5
God: Long ago, I had a serious vice. I was obsessed with order and beauty. I built things.
Panel 6
God: But I became so ambitious in my pursuit that it became a sin of vainglory.
Panel 7
God: When I died, I was punished.
Panel 8
God: I must now husband a universe that, at its most fundamental, is nonsensical, but which somehow produces little life forms that insist TO ME that it was created in a logical fashion.
Panel 9
God: I will watch over this reality until it comes to a cold entropic end, antithetical to my most heartfelt desires. Then, I will have done my penance.
Panel 10
Man (silhouette): God is dead.
Panel 11
God (speech bubble): Specifically, I'm in hell.
Votey:
Man: Okay, but isn't nature beautiful?
God (large speech bubble): NO!
Alt text
An eleven-panel comic. A man with reddish hair kneels in prayer and asks God, "Dear Lord, why did you make humans flawed?" God, a bald figure shown in profile, replies, "Oh. I didn't. Common misconception." The man asks, "We aren't flawed?" God says, "Nah, you're flawed as hell. But, I didn't make you." God explains that long ago he had a serious vice: he was obsessed with order and beauty and built things, but became so ambitious that it became a sin of vainglory. When he died, he was punished. As penance, he must now husband a universe that is fundamentally nonsensical yet produces little life forms who insist to him that it was created logically. He will watch over this reality until it reaches a cold entropic end, antithetical to his desires, and only then will his penance be done. In a black panel, the man's silhouette declares, "God is dead." God's final speech bubble clarifies: "Specifically, I'm in hell." In the votey aftercomic, the man asks, "Okay, but isn't nature beautiful?" and God responds with a huge emphatic speech bubble reading "NO!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.