church-science
Original: church-science on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with orange/red hair (speaking): The Catholic Church says it cares about science. But, if they do, how come they aren't using their wealth to bankroll a bunch of research and development?
Panel 2:
The man with orange hair looks annoyed; a woman with brown hair stands beside him, looking skeptical/unimpressed.
Panel 3:
The woman rests her chin on her hand, deep in thought (a thought-bubble dot floats near her).
Her imagined research finding (in a thought bubble shaped like a paper/document): PAPAL NANO-SCIENTISTS MAKE ALL SEX ACTS LEAD TO PREGNANCY
Panel 4:
The woman (speaking to the man): Hey, maybe just shut up about that idea.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's face, deadpan.
Woman: Yes, high-fiving counts.
Man with orange/red hair (speaking): The Catholic Church says it cares about science. But, if they do, how come they aren't using their wealth to bankroll a bunch of research and development?
Panel 2:
The man with orange hair looks annoyed; a woman with brown hair stands beside him, looking skeptical/unimpressed.
Panel 3:
The woman rests her chin on her hand, deep in thought (a thought-bubble dot floats near her).
Her imagined research finding (in a thought bubble shaped like a paper/document): PAPAL NANO-SCIENTISTS MAKE ALL SEX ACTS LEAD TO PREGNANCY
Panel 4:
The woman (speaking to the man): Hey, maybe just shut up about that idea.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's face, deadpan.
Woman: Yes, high-fiving counts.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A man with orange-red hair argues, "The Catholic Church says it cares about science. But, if they do, how come they aren't using their wealth to bankroll a bunch of research and development?" Panel 2: The man looks irritated while a brown-haired woman beside him looks skeptical. Panel 3: The woman puts her chin in her hand and imagines the result — shown as a document reading, "PAPAL NANO-SCIENTISTS MAKE ALL SEX ACTS LEAD TO PREGNANCY." Panel 4: She turns to him and says, "Hey, maybe just shut up about that idea." Votey (aftercomic): A deadpan close-up of the woman's face as she clarifies, "Yes, high-fiving counts."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.