lies
Original: lies on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with red/orange hair (purple shirt): You know what I hate about women? They're always LYING to us through makeup trying to get us to believe something that's PATENTLY FALSE.
Panel 2:
Second man (dark hair, suit): What are you talking about?
Panel 3 (labeled "EARLIER..."):
Red-haired man (to a woman): You must've spent a long time on that.
Panel 4 (labeled "ON WHAT?"):
Close-up on the woman's cheek, which has writing on it in marker: "9/11 was an inside job"
Votey:
A simple line-drawing of the red-haired man's face, eyes half-closed, with a small speech bubble reading: "So hot."
Man with red/orange hair (purple shirt): You know what I hate about women? They're always LYING to us through makeup trying to get us to believe something that's PATENTLY FALSE.
Panel 2:
Second man (dark hair, suit): What are you talking about?
Panel 3 (labeled "EARLIER..."):
Red-haired man (to a woman): You must've spent a long time on that.
Panel 4 (labeled "ON WHAT?"):
Close-up on the woman's cheek, which has writing on it in marker: "9/11 was an inside job"
Votey:
A simple line-drawing of the red-haired man's face, eyes half-closed, with a small speech bubble reading: "So hot."
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man with flame-like orange hair in a purple shirt complains, 'You know what I hate about women? They're always LYING to us through makeup trying to get us to believe something that's PATENTLY FALSE.' Panel 2: A dark-haired man in a suit asks, 'What are you talking about?' Panel 3, labeled 'EARLIER...': the orange-haired man stands with a woman and says, 'You must've spent a long time on that.' Panel 4, labeled 'ON WHAT?': a close-up of the woman's cheek revealing the 'makeup' is actually marker text reading '9/11 was an inside job' — so his complaint about makeup deceiving men was really about conspiracy slogans written on her face. Votey: a plain line drawing of the orange-haired man's face looking dreamy and half-lidded, with a small speech bubble saying 'So hot.' — implying he finds the conspiracy-slogan 'makeup' attractive.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.