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Original: shirts on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with flame-like/spiky hair and mustache (holding up two shirts): Honey, I worry we don't express our feelings clearly. So, I got these shirts that detect brain waves and output your internal emotional state!

Panel 2:
(The bearded man in glasses wears a shirt. His face is neutral. The shirt's text reads:) Ambivalence about the whole shirt thing

Panel 3:
Man with flame-like hair (pointing, angry): How dare you!?
(His shirt's text reads:) Anger tinged with respect

Votey:
(A close-up line drawing of the bearded man's face, eyes closed, looking unimpressed. Caption beneath:) Continued dismissiveness

Alt text

A three-panel comic about emotion-detecting shirts. Panel 1: A man with spiky, flame-like hair and a mustache holds up two shirts and tells his partner, a bearded man in glasses, "Honey, I worry we don't express our feelings clearly. So, I got these shirts that detect brain waves and output your internal emotional state!" Panel 2: The bearded man wears one of the shirts; his expression is flat and his shirt displays the text "Ambivalence about the whole shirt thing." Panel 3: The spiky-haired man points angrily and shouts "How dare you!?" while his own shirt reads "Anger tinged with respect," undercutting his outburst. Votey: A close-up line drawing of the bearded man's face with eyes closed, looking unbothered, captioned "Continued dismissiveness."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.