babyproofing
Original: babyproofing on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1
Woman (dark hair, glasses): My baby seems to somehow materialize random things to eat.
Panel 2
Woman: Therefore, I have suspended it in pure vacuum. There is no energy or matter for it to interact with. Therefore...
Bald man (in lab coat, beside her): Hey!
Panel 3
Woman (alarmed, against a red background): Are you chewing on something?!
Panel 4
Woman: It must have found a way to couple with vacuum energy.
Woman (looking at a glass with a tiny baby figure inside): It's chewing on the fabric of spacetime!
Panel 5
Woman (panicked): No baby NO!
Panel 6
Bald man (being pulled by the hair, hair streaming toward something): It's too late!
Voice (off-panel): Run!
Panel 7 (large bottom panel)
A chaotic implosion/explosion of green and orange streaks converging on a point, with disembodied limbs being sucked in.
Sound effect: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Votey:
A solid black square (the void). Two white glowing eyes look out from it.
Text (handwritten): Nummy num num...
Woman (dark hair, glasses): My baby seems to somehow materialize random things to eat.
Panel 2
Woman: Therefore, I have suspended it in pure vacuum. There is no energy or matter for it to interact with. Therefore...
Bald man (in lab coat, beside her): Hey!
Panel 3
Woman (alarmed, against a red background): Are you chewing on something?!
Panel 4
Woman: It must have found a way to couple with vacuum energy.
Woman (looking at a glass with a tiny baby figure inside): It's chewing on the fabric of spacetime!
Panel 5
Woman (panicked): No baby NO!
Panel 6
Bald man (being pulled by the hair, hair streaming toward something): It's too late!
Voice (off-panel): Run!
Panel 7 (large bottom panel)
A chaotic implosion/explosion of green and orange streaks converging on a point, with disembodied limbs being sucked in.
Sound effect: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Votey:
A solid black square (the void). Two white glowing eyes look out from it.
Text (handwritten): Nummy num num...
Alt text
A seven-panel SMBC comic. A dark-haired woman in glasses tells a bald man in a lab coat that her baby somehow materializes random things to eat, so she has suspended it in pure vacuum with no energy or matter to interact with. Mid-sentence she panics against a red background: 'Are you chewing on something?!' She realizes the baby has coupled with vacuum energy and is 'chewing on the fabric of spacetime' (a tiny baby figure is visible inside a glass). She cries 'No baby NO!' as the bald man is yanked by his hair toward an unseen force, shouting 'It's too late!' and a voice yells 'Run!' The large final panel shows a violent green-and-orange vortex of streaks converging on a single point, with severed limbs being sucked in and a long scream: 'AAAAAAA...'. Votey aftercomic: a pure black square representing the void/baby, with two glowing white eyes peering out and the handwritten words 'Nummy num num...', implying the baby has eaten everything.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.