the-bat-limit
Original: the-bat-limit on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An aging Batman lies in bed, mouth open in pain, arms spread, with the dark bat-cowl silhouette looming on the wall behind him.
Batman: OW! AH! OKAY! NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE BAT SHAPED!
Caption (below panel): Late in life, Batman decides he doesn't want to be bat-theterized.
Votey:
Close-up of old Batman's grimacing face.
Batman: This is worse than the Bat-stent.
An aging Batman lies in bed, mouth open in pain, arms spread, with the dark bat-cowl silhouette looming on the wall behind him.
Batman: OW! AH! OKAY! NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE BAT SHAPED!
Caption (below panel): Late in life, Batman decides he doesn't want to be bat-theterized.
Votey:
Close-up of old Batman's grimacing face.
Batman: This is worse than the Bat-stent.
Alt text
A parody comic about an elderly Batman in a hospital bed. In the main panel, an old Batman lies in bed grimacing in pain with his arms spread wide, the iconic pointy-eared bat-cowl silhouette cast on the wall behind him. He shouts, "OW! AH! OKAY! NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE BAT SHAPED!" A caption reads, "Late in life, Batman decides he doesn't want to be bat-theterized" — a pun on being catheterized with a bat-shaped device. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of old Batman's pained, scowling face as he groans, "This is worse than the Bat-stent."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.