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your-card

Original: your-card on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Magician (in top hat and tuxedo, holding up a playing card): "Is THIS your card?"
Man with red hair (in profile): "No. For there is no such object."

Caption: Magic tricks have gotten a lot harder since we eliminated private property.

Votey:
Magician: "Is this the people's card?"
Man with red hair: "All cards are the people's cards!"

Alt text

A magician in a top hat and tuxedo holds up a three of clubs playing card and asks a red-haired man, "Is THIS your card?" The man replies, "No. For there is no such object." Caption: "Magic tricks have gotten a lot harder since we eliminated private property." Votey (a rough sketched panel): the magician asks, "Is this the people's card?" and the man answers, "All cards are the people's cards!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.