quorf

A twelve-panel comic. A woman with reddish-brown hair prays: "Dear Lord... if you are all-knowing, all-powerful, and all good, how can there be evil in the world?" God, speaking from glowing speech bubbles, replies that he was with her until the good and evil part, and asks what good and evil are. She explains evil is when bad things happen to people who don't deserve them, and good is the opposite. God says that sounds made up, and that he is all-knowing, all-powerful, and "all-quorfy." Confused, she asks what "quorf" is. God says he created a world where humans experience maximum quorf and minimum antiquorf, that it's like justice in a cosmic sense but her mind can't contemplate every moment in spacetime so he can't explain it. She asks if humans are at least part of his divine quorfy plan. God answers, "No, but that's because Adam and Eve quorfed things up." The joke swaps morality for an incomprehensible divine value, "quorf," that humans can't grasp or live up to. Votey: a close-up of the woman looking unimpressed as God says, "Quorf you, buddy!"