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say-my-name-2

Original: say-my-name-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1: A woman with reddish-brown hair, in an intimate embrace with a dark-haired man.
Woman: OH, TOM! SAY MY NAME!

Panel 2: Close-up of the man's face, looking uncertain.
Man: MY NAME.

Panel 3: The woman, eyes closed, looking blissful/satisfied.

Panel 4: The two of them, both bare-shouldered, the woman clutching the sheet to her chest looking concerned, the man looking pleased.
Woman: YOU'RE MARRIED, WITH CHILDREN, AREN'T YOU?
Man: BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Votey: A close-up of the man's feet, wearing socks with sandals.
Text: How?!

Alt text

A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a woman embraces a dark-haired man and says "Oh, Tom! Say my name!" Panel 2: the man, looking blank, responds literally: "My name." Panel 3: the woman lies back looking blissful. Panel 4: in bed together afterward, the woman clutches the sheet and asks warily, "You're married, with children, aren't you?" The man replies, pleased, "But how did you know?" The votey (aftercomic) shows a close-up of his feet wearing socks with sandals, with the word "How?!" pointing at them, revealing the dead-giveaway dad fashion that tipped her off.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.