pony
Original: pony on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Genie (a green-skinned genie with a beard, turban, and a smoky tail): What do you wish, little girl?
Panel 2:
Little girl (a smiling girl with red curly hair): I wish my favorite carousel pony was REAL.
Panel 3:
Genie (handing the girl a tablet): It is done.
Panel 4:
The girl, now looking shocked and dismayed, reads from the tablet. The tablet displays: "PONY FOUND IMPALED ON CAROUSEL POLE"
Votey:
Close-up of the genie's face, smiling.
Genie: I must kill you because I love you too much.
Genie (a green-skinned genie with a beard, turban, and a smoky tail): What do you wish, little girl?
Panel 2:
Little girl (a smiling girl with red curly hair): I wish my favorite carousel pony was REAL.
Panel 3:
Genie (handing the girl a tablet): It is done.
Panel 4:
The girl, now looking shocked and dismayed, reads from the tablet. The tablet displays: "PONY FOUND IMPALED ON CAROUSEL POLE"
Votey:
Close-up of the genie's face, smiling.
Genie: I must kill you because I love you too much.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A green-skinned genie with a beard and turban, rising from a smoky tail, asks a red-haired little girl, "What do you wish, little girl?" Panel 2: The smiling girl replies, "I wish my favorite carousel pony was REAL." Panel 3: The genie hands her a tablet, saying "It is done." Panel 4: The girl, now horrified, reads the tablet, which displays a news-style headline: "PONY FOUND IMPALED ON CAROUSEL POLE" — the wish backfired because the carousel pony, made real, was killed by the pole it was mounted on. Votey: A close-up of the smiling genie's face as it says, "I must kill you because I love you too much."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.