graph-theory
Original: graph-theory on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman with dark hair stands at a chalkboard, gesturing toward a graph drawn on it (dots connected by lines).
Woman: "Here we have a graph which embodies a stochastic process. Now, we perform a drunk walk on the graph for n steps, and... HEY!"
Panel 2: Close-up of the woman, wide-eyed and alarmed, shouting.
Woman: "DAMMIT!"
Panel 3: The woman points at the chalkboard, exasperated.
Woman: "The graph went out for McNuggets!"
Panel 4: The chalkboard is shown. The graph has wandered off across the board, trailing chalk speech and apparently approaching a drawn box of McNuggets in the corner.
Graph (drunken speech): "Nuggs nuggs nuggs nuggs nuggs WOOH!"
Graph: "God you're so hot."
Votey:
A hand-drawn panel showing a graph (dots connected by lines) lying at the bottom right. A speech bubble points to it.
Graph: "I'm so lonely, baby."
Woman: "Here we have a graph which embodies a stochastic process. Now, we perform a drunk walk on the graph for n steps, and... HEY!"
Panel 2: Close-up of the woman, wide-eyed and alarmed, shouting.
Woman: "DAMMIT!"
Panel 3: The woman points at the chalkboard, exasperated.
Woman: "The graph went out for McNuggets!"
Panel 4: The chalkboard is shown. The graph has wandered off across the board, trailing chalk speech and apparently approaching a drawn box of McNuggets in the corner.
Graph (drunken speech): "Nuggs nuggs nuggs nuggs nuggs WOOH!"
Graph: "God you're so hot."
Votey:
A hand-drawn panel showing a graph (dots connected by lines) lying at the bottom right. A speech bubble points to it.
Graph: "I'm so lonely, baby."
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A dark-haired woman lectures at a chalkboard about a graph (dots connected by lines) that "embodies a stochastic process," saying she'll perform a "drunk walk" on it for n steps. She suddenly yells "HEY!" then "DAMMIT!" In the final panel she points at the board complaining "The graph went out for McNuggets!" The drawn graph has literally wandered off across the chalkboard like a drunk person, slurring "Nuggs nuggs nuggs nuggs nuggs WOOH!" and "God you're so hot" as it staggers toward a box of McNuggets. The joke: a "drunk walk" (random walk) is taken literally, so the graph behaves like an actual drunk person. Votey (aftercomic): the graph lies sprawled at the bottom of a panel, its speech bubble whimpering "I'm so lonely, baby" the morning-after sadness of the drunk graph.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.