znurg
Original: znurg on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Two green aliens sit in a flying saucer hovering over a beach.
Alien 1: Oh, Znurg!
Alien 2: You dropped BOTH of them?! That was our dinner, Zorgax!
On the sandy beach below, two dropped creatures lie washed up at the water's edge — round, striped, multi-eyed organisms with long worm-like tails.
Caption: Shortly before the Cambrian Explosion.
Votey:
Close-up of one of the dropped creatures — a round, multi-eyed organism with a long trailing tail — lying on the ground.
The creature (thought/speech bubble): I'm gonna slowly evolve into monkeys.
Alien 1: Oh, Znurg!
Alien 2: You dropped BOTH of them?! That was our dinner, Zorgax!
On the sandy beach below, two dropped creatures lie washed up at the water's edge — round, striped, multi-eyed organisms with long worm-like tails.
Caption: Shortly before the Cambrian Explosion.
Votey:
Close-up of one of the dropped creatures — a round, multi-eyed organism with a long trailing tail — lying on the ground.
The creature (thought/speech bubble): I'm gonna slowly evolve into monkeys.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Main panel: Two green aliens sit in a hovering flying saucer above a beach and ocean. One alien says "Oh, Znurg!" and the other says "You dropped BOTH of them?! That was our dinner, Zorgax!" Below on the sand near the water lie two dropped creatures — round, striped organisms with multiple eyes and long worm-like tails. A caption reads: "Shortly before the Cambrian Explosion." The joke: the aliens' spilled dinner becomes the seed of all life on Earth. Votey panel: A close-up of one of the dropped multi-eyed, long-tailed creatures lying on the ground, with a bubble saying "I'm gonna slowly evolve into monkeys."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.