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clouds

Original: clouds on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1: A red-haired man and a woman with glasses lie on the grass side by side, hands behind their heads, looking up at the sky.
Man: Sometimes, I look at the clouds, and I feel they're speaking the truth to us.

Panel 2: Close-up of the woman's face, eyes closed.
Woman: Fuck you, John.

Caption banner (blue, beneath the panels): THE CLOUD-SHAPING MACHINE WAS A GOOD USE OF OUR SAVINGS.

Votey:
A handwritten caption floats above a sketch of a sad-looking elephant lying down.
Caption: Admittedly, the new mortgage was a mis-step.

Alt text

A two-panel SMBC comic. In the first panel, a red-haired man and a bespectacled woman lie on the grass gazing up at the sky; the man says, "Sometimes, I look at the clouds, and I feel they're speaking the truth to us." In the second panel, a close-up of the woman with her eyes shut, she replies flatly, "Fuck you, John." A blue banner caption beneath reads: "THE CLOUD-SHAPING MACHINE WAS A GOOD USE OF OUR SAVINGS" - revealing that the couple literally paid to have the clouds reshaped. The votey aftercomic shows a hand-drawn sketch of a forlorn elephant lying on the ground, with the caption: "Admittedly, the new mortgage was a mis-step."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.