make-a-wish

A four-panel comic. In the first two panels, an excited man tells his partner, a woman with brown hair, "Honey! I met a magic leprechaun who grants wishes and—" She cuts in, thrilled: "Oh my gosh! Are we rich? Are we debt free? Can we finally buy the little farm in the country we've always dreamed of having?!" In the final panel the man, now standing across the room from her with a flat expression, deflates her hopes by saying, "That's none of your business." In the votey aftercomic, a hand-drawn close-up of a man's head with a speech bubble reveals what he actually used the wish-granting opportunity (or money) on: "I put these custom pants on our credit card."