brainstorm
Original: brainstorm on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A bespectacled woman with brown hair speaks, reciting a list of phrases:
Woman: "MY EYES ARE FILLED WITH WORMS."
Woman: "DOWN WITH REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT."
Woman: "BLOOD MY GOD, SO MUCH BLOOD."
Woman: "CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS!"
Woman: "HITLER WAS RIGHT."
Panel 2: A conference room. Several women stand and sit around a table looking at the speaking woman with puzzled, awkward expressions.
Panel 3: Close-up on the bespectacled woman, now looking confused.
Woman: "WHAT? WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING WEIRD AT ME?"
Panel 4: Caption: "EARLIER..." A woman with grayish hair sits in a chair, addressing the group.
Woman in chair: "OKAY LADIES, TODAY'S ADVICE COLUMN BRAINSTORM: THINGS NOT TO SAY IN BED."
Votey: Close-up of a person's face with eyes half-closed in a tired, deadpan expression.
Person: "I guess I'll just throw away this carefully curated list of guttural noises, then."
Woman: "MY EYES ARE FILLED WITH WORMS."
Woman: "DOWN WITH REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT."
Woman: "BLOOD MY GOD, SO MUCH BLOOD."
Woman: "CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS!"
Woman: "HITLER WAS RIGHT."
Panel 2: A conference room. Several women stand and sit around a table looking at the speaking woman with puzzled, awkward expressions.
Panel 3: Close-up on the bespectacled woman, now looking confused.
Woman: "WHAT? WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING WEIRD AT ME?"
Panel 4: Caption: "EARLIER..." A woman with grayish hair sits in a chair, addressing the group.
Woman in chair: "OKAY LADIES, TODAY'S ADVICE COLUMN BRAINSTORM: THINGS NOT TO SAY IN BED."
Votey: Close-up of a person's face with eyes half-closed in a tired, deadpan expression.
Person: "I guess I'll just throw away this carefully curated list of guttural noises, then."
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a woman with glasses and brown hair earnestly recites a list of disturbing phrases: 'My eyes are filled with worms,' 'Down with representative government,' 'Blood my god, so much blood,' 'Clowns! Clowns! Clowns!' and 'Hitler was right.' Panel 2: a conference room of women stare at her with awkward, puzzled looks. Panel 3: the bespectacled woman, confused, asks 'What? Why are you all looking weird at me?' Panel 4, captioned 'Earlier...': a gray-haired woman in a chair tells the group, 'Okay ladies, today's advice column brainstorm: things NOT to say in bed.' The joke is that the woman misunderstood and prepared the list as things TO say in bed. Votey: a close-up of a tired, deadpan face saying, 'I guess I'll just throw away this carefully curated list of guttural noises, then.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.