accurate-urls
Original: accurate-urls on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with dark hair, wearing a white shirt and burgundy vest, sits at a laptop. A man with light brown hair stands behind her.
Woman: I created an app that takes the URL and logo of sites you visit often, then changes them to reflect their effect on you.
Panel 2:
The man reacts.
Man: Neat.
Panel 3:
The man, now seated at the laptop, stares at the screen with a blank expression. (No dialogue.)
Panel 4:
The woman stands behind the seated man, gesturing toward the screen, which now displays a stylized blue social-media-style logo.
Woman: You sure spend a lot of time on MENTAL-HEALTH-CATASTROPHE.COM
Man: I like to see how my friends are doing!
Votey:
A close-up of the altered website logo: a white lowercase/uppercase "M" on a blue square with a hand-drawn black border, parodying the Facebook "f" logo.
A woman with dark hair, wearing a white shirt and burgundy vest, sits at a laptop. A man with light brown hair stands behind her.
Woman: I created an app that takes the URL and logo of sites you visit often, then changes them to reflect their effect on you.
Panel 2:
The man reacts.
Man: Neat.
Panel 3:
The man, now seated at the laptop, stares at the screen with a blank expression. (No dialogue.)
Panel 4:
The woman stands behind the seated man, gesturing toward the screen, which now displays a stylized blue social-media-style logo.
Woman: You sure spend a lot of time on MENTAL-HEALTH-CATASTROPHE.COM
Man: I like to see how my friends are doing!
Votey:
A close-up of the altered website logo: a white lowercase/uppercase "M" on a blue square with a hand-drawn black border, parodying the Facebook "f" logo.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a dark-haired woman in a white shirt and burgundy vest sits at a laptop while a brown-haired man stands behind her; she says, "I created an app that takes the URL and logo of sites you visit often, then changes them to reflect their effect on you." Panel 2: the man replies, "Neat." Panel 3: the man now sits at the laptop staring blankly at the screen. Panel 4: the woman stands behind him pointing at the laptop, which displays a blue social-media-style logo; she says, "You sure spend a lot of time on MENTAL-HEALTH-CATASTROPHE.COM," and he answers, "I like to see how my friends are doing!" Votey: a close-up of the renamed website's logo, a white "M" on a blue square with a hand-drawn border, mimicking the Facebook logo.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.