eat-my-body
Original: eat-my-body on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Two men sit together in a snowy mountain landscape. One man (referred to as Steve) wears a turban and has a dark beard; the other man (Ted) wears a fur-trimmed hooded coat.
Panel 1:
Steve: STEVE... I... I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT. I WANT YOU TO SWEAR TO ME: IF I DIE, YOU WILL EAT MY BODY.
Panel 2:
Steve: TED. I SWEAR IT! ONE OF US HAS TO SURVIVE!
Panel 3:
Ted: I SWEAR.
Steve: HA!
Panel 4:
Steve: GOT YOU! THE WHOLE PLANE CRASH? THE SNOW? IT WAS SPECIAL EFFECTS! WE'RE IN CALIFORNIA, NOT TIBET! HAHAHAHA!
Panel 5:
Steve: IT COST ME MILLIONS, BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO EAT MY BODY WHENEVER I DIE! AHAHAHA HAHA!
Steve: OH MY GOD IT'S GOING TO BE SO GROSS! HA! I PRANKED YOU SO HARD! LOOK AT YOUR FACE!
Panel 6:
Ted: I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO DO IT.
Ted: THAT IS SO CHILDISH, STEVE.
Votey:
Close-up of Ted's face, deadpan, with a speech bubble: GROW UP
Panel 1:
Steve: STEVE... I... I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT. I WANT YOU TO SWEAR TO ME: IF I DIE, YOU WILL EAT MY BODY.
Panel 2:
Steve: TED. I SWEAR IT! ONE OF US HAS TO SURVIVE!
Panel 3:
Ted: I SWEAR.
Steve: HA!
Panel 4:
Steve: GOT YOU! THE WHOLE PLANE CRASH? THE SNOW? IT WAS SPECIAL EFFECTS! WE'RE IN CALIFORNIA, NOT TIBET! HAHAHAHA!
Panel 5:
Steve: IT COST ME MILLIONS, BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO EAT MY BODY WHENEVER I DIE! AHAHAHA HAHA!
Steve: OH MY GOD IT'S GOING TO BE SO GROSS! HA! I PRANKED YOU SO HARD! LOOK AT YOUR FACE!
Panel 6:
Ted: I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO DO IT.
Ted: THAT IS SO CHILDISH, STEVE.
Votey:
Close-up of Ted's face, deadpan, with a speech bubble: GROW UP
Alt text
A six-panel comic set in a snowy mountain landscape. Two men sit together: one (Steve) in a turban with a dark beard, the other (Ted) in a fur-trimmed hooded coat. Steve solemnly says he doesn't know if they'll survive and makes Ted swear that if he dies, Ted will eat his body so one of them survives. Ted swears. Steve then bursts out laughing: 'GOT YOU! The whole plane crash? The snow? It was special effects! We're in California, not Tibet!' He gloats that it cost him millions, but now Ted is obligated to eat his body whenever he dies, cackling about how gross it will be and how hard he pranked Ted. Ted, unimpressed, replies flatly: 'I'm obviously not going to do it. That is so childish, Steve.' Votey: a close-up of Ted's deadpan face with a speech bubble reading 'Grow up.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.