a-solution-for-global-warming
Original: a-solution-for-global-warming on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald man with a beard: Global warming has gotten out of control. The people and governments of the world have failed.
A man with reddish flame-like hair and beard: It's time to release our specially-designed sunlight-blocking particles into the air.
The bald man: Yes, that is the best way.
Panel 2:
Caption: SOON...
A view of the sky and treetops, where the released particles have formed enormous skywriting that reads: "YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP YOU IDIOTS"
Votey:
Skywriting / particle text against a blue sky reads: "GEEZ"
A bald man with a beard: Global warming has gotten out of control. The people and governments of the world have failed.
A man with reddish flame-like hair and beard: It's time to release our specially-designed sunlight-blocking particles into the air.
The bald man: Yes, that is the best way.
Panel 2:
Caption: SOON...
A view of the sky and treetops, where the released particles have formed enormous skywriting that reads: "YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP YOU IDIOTS"
Votey:
Skywriting / particle text against a blue sky reads: "GEEZ"
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel one: a bald bearded man tells a red-haired bearded man, "Global warming has gotten out of control. The people and governments of the world have failed." The red-haired man replies, "It's time to release our specially-designed sunlight-blocking particles into the air," and the bald man agrees, "Yes, that is the best way." Panel two, captioned "SOON...": the released particles drift across the sky above the treetops, but instead of simply blocking sunlight they spell out giant skywriting that scolds humanity: "YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP YOU IDIOTS." The joke is that the climate-engineering particles are passive-aggressive and use the sky to insult the people who caused the problem. Votey (aftercomic): the same chalky particle skywriting against a blue sky spells the single word "GEEZ."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.