nerdy-kids
Original: nerdy-kids on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Father (a bespectacled man, with the mother beside him): WELL, WE DECIDED THAT WE WERE TWO NERDY PARENTS, AND WE WANTED TO CREATE A LITTLE NERDY KID. AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME FROM!
Panel 2:
Child (smiling): AWW...
Panel 3 (caption banner): FIVE YEARS EARLIER...
Woman (with red hair, glasses): THE CONDOM BROKE.
Man (off to the side): TRY TAKING IT OFF AND PUTTING IT BACK ON.
Votey:
Woman (panicked expression): MAYBE JIGGLE IT?
Father (a bespectacled man, with the mother beside him): WELL, WE DECIDED THAT WE WERE TWO NERDY PARENTS, AND WE WANTED TO CREATE A LITTLE NERDY KID. AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME FROM!
Panel 2:
Child (smiling): AWW...
Panel 3 (caption banner): FIVE YEARS EARLIER...
Woman (with red hair, glasses): THE CONDOM BROKE.
Man (off to the side): TRY TAKING IT OFF AND PUTTING IT BACK ON.
Votey:
Woman (panicked expression): MAYBE JIGGLE IT?
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panels 1-2: A nerdy bespectacled father, sitting beside the mother, tells their smiling young child, "Well, we decided that we were two nerdy parents, and we wanted to create a little nerdy kid. And that's where you come from!" The child replies, "Aww..." Panel 3, a banner reads "FIVE YEARS EARLIER...": A red-haired woman in glasses says "The condom broke," and a man responds with classic IT-support advice, "Try taking it off and putting it back on." Votey: A close-up of the woman with a panicked face as the man adds, "Maybe jiggle it?" The joke is that the nerdy parents troubleshoot a broken condom like a malfunctioning piece of tech.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.