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nerdy-kids

Original: nerdy-kids on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Father (a bespectacled man, with the mother beside him): WELL, WE DECIDED THAT WE WERE TWO NERDY PARENTS, AND WE WANTED TO CREATE A LITTLE NERDY KID. AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME FROM!

Panel 2:
Child (smiling): AWW...

Panel 3 (caption banner): FIVE YEARS EARLIER...
Woman (with red hair, glasses): THE CONDOM BROKE.
Man (off to the side): TRY TAKING IT OFF AND PUTTING IT BACK ON.

Votey:
Woman (panicked expression): MAYBE JIGGLE IT?

Alt text

A four-panel comic. Panels 1-2: A nerdy bespectacled father, sitting beside the mother, tells their smiling young child, "Well, we decided that we were two nerdy parents, and we wanted to create a little nerdy kid. And that's where you come from!" The child replies, "Aww..." Panel 3, a banner reads "FIVE YEARS EARLIER...": A red-haired woman in glasses says "The condom broke," and a man responds with classic IT-support advice, "Try taking it off and putting it back on." Votey: A close-up of the woman with a panicked face as the man adds, "Maybe jiggle it?" The joke is that the nerdy parents troubleshoot a broken condom like a malfunctioning piece of tech.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.